how awkward are you on a scale from one to miranda cosgrove riding a candycane
(via toiletfetus)
I don’t know how to deal with being alone.
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through
(via simplycontent)
